Ladies First!


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Ever wondered why and where from did the concept of “Ladies first” come into existence? Well, I have. And I’m proud to announce to the world now that I have finally solved the mystery regarding the origin of this concept! [bows gracefully to the loud general applause]

It so happens that the idea of “ladies first” has its roots going back in history right to the point of the original creation of man and woman! In fact, it stems from the very fact that God created women first, and then went on to create men!

And how do I know this for a fact?

Well, isn’t it obvious?

God created women… the body, the senses, the intellect, and the rest of the works you know… and in the end, He gave them brains.

Then he created men… their body, their senses… and by the time He finished with their eyes, these “still developing” males spotted the females standing huddled together a short distance away.

Do I need to even bother penning down what followed next? Oh alright then…

These "unfinished" men all rushed towards the females, with gaping mouths and eyes going “ga-ga”… and in all the confusion that followed suit, the rest of the creation process of God went completely haywire!

What was actually supposed to be “common sense” turned into insane amounts of “sexual hormones”!

And by the time God started distributing brains to the men, there were hardly a handful of them left in the queue, for most of the lot was busy trying to impress their female counterparts in the other group!

End result: To this date, men can’t find themselves a pair of clean socks, and yet they steadfastly refuse to take directions!




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2 comments:

Debosmita said...

Hilarious! ROFL :-D

October 21, 2010 at 2:41 PM
Kaddu said...

:p Thanks Debs!

October 21, 2010 at 2:45 PM

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