e-Tabloids - Vol. I Issue 3


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IN PRISON:
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.


AT WORK:
You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.




IN PRISON:
You get three meals a day... free!


AT WORK:
You only get a break for one meal,
and you have to pay for it yourself.





IN PRISON:
You get time off for good behavior.


AT WORK:
You get rewarded for good behavior with
MORE WORK!





IN PRISON:
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.


AT WORK:
You must carry around a security card and
unlock open all the doors yourself.





IN PRISON:
You can watch TV and play games.


AT WORK:
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.




IN PRISON:
You get your own toilet.


AT WORK:
You have to share.




IN PRISON:
They allow your family and friends to visit.


AT WORK:
You can not even speak to your family and friends.




IN PRISON:
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.


AT WORK:
You pay all the expenses to go to work and then they cut taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.




IN PRISON:
You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside, wanting to get out.


AT WORK:
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



Hmmmm!


Which sounds better?




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4 comments:

Shobhit said...

:D

No wonder Satyam's Ramalinga Raju chose prison over work... :P

September 1, 2010 at 9:22 PM
Kaddu said...

Ha ha ha! Good one!

September 1, 2010 at 9:25 PM
Pooja Sharma said...

Shobhit thats a really really good one .. There is no Like button here otherwise it would have been a super duper like for your comment :-)

September 1, 2010 at 9:42 PM
Shobhit said...

Kaddu & Pooja :

:D :P

September 9, 2010 at 1:30 AM

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