e-Tabloids - Vol. I Issue 2

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Top 10 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

  1. Illiterate? Write today for free help!
    (Man... if only I knew A B C...)

  2. Auto Repair Service. Free Pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
    (Sure... thanks for the warning!)

  3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
    (In months or years?)

  4. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
    (Hmmm... we have a situation here)

  5. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
    (Check it out!)

  6. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
    (Howww sweeeeet !!!)

  7. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
    (Wow! A free trip to heaven!)

  8. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
    (Uh... huh!)

  9. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
    (Hey... who taught cows the bad habit??)

  10. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
    (Nice work...)

Credit: Forwarded emails

Picture Credit: Imageshack

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Manjusha Sinha said...

What Fun!! Dentures Ad and Turkey Ad are mind blowing!haha

August 16, 2010 at 9:40 AM
Kaddu said...

Ha ha ha! :p I found this pic in google images... was just perfect to go with the post!

August 16, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Rajlakshmi said...

ROFL ROFL :D hillarious :D

August 20, 2010 at 5:35 PM
Kaddu said...

:P :P

August 20, 2010 at 6:11 PM
Abhiroop Banerjee said...

Ah, what would the world be without its morons :)

November 2, 2010 at 2:29 PM
Kaddu said...


November 2, 2010 at 2:45 PM

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