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Indian Salesman

An Indian applies for a job as a salesman in a well known departmental store in the US. The Manager asks him: "Do you have any sales experience?"

The Indian says: "Sir, I was a salesman back home in India."

The Manager liked the Indian chap. So he decided to keep him on probation. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the Manager came down. "How many sales did you make today?"

Indian boy says: "Sir, Just ONE sale."

The Manager says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see, here our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was the sale for?"

Indian boy replies, "$101,237.64"

The Manager is surprised! "$101,237.64! What the hell did you sell?"

"Sir, First I sell him small fishhook.

“Then I sell him medium fishhook.

“Then I sell him large fishhook.

“Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

“Then I asked him where he's going fishing, and he said down on the coast. So I told him he'll need a boat. So we went down to the boating department and I sell him twin engine Chris Craft.

“Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would be able to pull it. So I took him down to our automotive department and sell him that 4X4 Blazer.

“I then ask him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sell him one of those new Igloo 6-sleeper camper tents.

“Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.”

The Manager said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"

Our Indian chap clarifies: "No Sirji, actually he came in to buy Aspirin for his headache, and I said ‘Well, fishing is the best way to relax your mind.’"

Credit: Forwarded emails

Picture Credit: CBS News

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